The Back Row

As I said this morning, I'm in class for a few days this week to learn the newest version of the software I support. There's 15 people in the classroom, 11 of which are here all week. 4 of us are the "Delta" group who are just there for the new software, everyone else is learning installs and general product use. When I was there for my initial training there was one computer for each person, but because there are so many people in this class everyone is doubled up. My row is an interesting one, star studded you may say.

On the end there's the aged version of the "give 'em a body bag" guy from the Karate Kid (last guy on the right). This guy is constantly suggesting cough better cough ways for the instructor to do things. The instructor teaches this course worldwide, yet he knows better with his 2 years of experience:


Next to body bag guy is Christopher from the Soprano's but with a bad comb-over. Let me take this opportunity to say to all men who wear their hair this way please knock it off. Christopher sits in class and agrees with everything body bag guy says.


Next to Christopher is this guy. This guy has been in a bazillion tv shows as "large goofy man". In class large goofy man tries to do whatever assignment is next ahead of the class. He is constantly 3 pages ahead of the instructor. Then, he screws something up and the whole class has to wait while the instructor explains to him the instructions that he didn't hear because he was busy being advanced. Good job goofy man.


Next to him is pony tail boy. Seriously I typed "pony tail boy" in Google images and this one came up. Pony tail boy is, however, quite nice.