Dear Mark-Paul Gosselaar,
Zach. Can I call you Zach? Yes? Ok, Zach... we need to talk. I'm very disappointed in you. There's a new show coming on TNT called Raising the Bar that seems pretty interesting. I like Jane Kazablahblah that plays the judge and I think Gloria Reubin (from ER) is looking good.
I'll admit, I liked Good Morning, Miss Bliss , the junior high prelude to Saved by the Bell you were in way back when, and it wasn't just because Hayley Mills was Miss Bliss. I was even crushing on you a little back when you were on NYPD Blue. So you being in the show was just an added perk when I first read about it.
Why then, you may ask, am I so disappointed? I will not be able to enjoy this new exciting looking show, because your hair is atrocious. Come on man, this? Really? You think laywers really look like this?
Look... I'm sorry. Yes, I'll admit that I've started watching the Practice in the mornings before work (tv is my radio, get over it), leaving you in the dust and no-doubt plummeting the early morning ratings of Saved, but that's no reason to punish me with such a hair-don't. I tell you what... do me a favor and use some of that cash you got for filming the pilot episode to go to Hair Cuttery so I can watch the mom from Malcom in the Middle rule the bench, and I'll give you and Bayside High another shot once in a while (during boring episodes of the Practice).
K? Thanks. All my love to Screech and Slater,
Liz
Dear Mark-Paul Gosselaar,
2 comments:
See...you and me. We've always been like "this" (do the hand motion). After seeing the commercial for the show, I said to myself...self...I could not watch a show where the lawyer looks like a greasy idiot. I had NO IDEA it was ZACK/MARK-PAUL! That's how bad he looks. He needs to cut that mess and get a shampoo.
I agree with you and Jen! I too saw the commercial after reading this post the other day and wanted to gag. He looks like an icky slob and not like a lawyer I would ever hire.
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