Pimpin' in Hell

One of the (few) fun things about my job is that we are supposed to wear one of the hats every day. This helps customers (that can't read your apron) distiguish who gets paid to be there (saying they actually "work" would be stretching it) from those people just trashing the store... uh I mean shopping. This is definately the worst mall I've worked in so far as customers go. 48 days until Halloween... and counting!