Dear Cameron Diaz...

Dear Cameron Diaz,

These:

are pants. They are worn to cover your legs, put your change in, and keep the whole world from seeing you in your underwear. PUT SOME PANTS ON!!! Everyone does not want to see the button-down-shirt-and-underwear outfit you wear in EVERY FREAKING MOVIE. I realize that a good deal of movie-ticket buying men would rather see your grannie panties, but they aren't really the target audience for movies like "In Her Shoes" now are they?



Dear Toni Collette,

Please explain to Cameron Diaz what the above post means. I'm sure she'll have a hard time with the big words. Thanks for being amazing in "In Her Shoes"... and for wearing pants.