Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Dear Lazy Ass,



Dear lazy person,
Next time please clean the snow off your car before you head on down the Schuylkill. Driving behind you was like driving in a blizzard. Next time get your lazy ass up 10 minutes earlier and brush that crap off. There's no reason I should suffer for you obvious inconsideration. If I can get the roof of my Escape cleared off there is no reason for your shorter car to look like it just came out of a snow bank. If I had my way all idiot drivers like you would be heavily fined.

I hope Santa brings you a snow brush and coal.

2 comments:

Jessica said...

I love my cousin Liz.
She speaks the truth.

toni said...

he he he he. I love to read someone else's rants. Doesn't make me feel like a complete wench.