Dear person driving in front of me, a 6 oz. cell phone should NOT be more important than a 4000 lb. vehicle. Hang the f**k up and drive your car.
Dear teenagers, pajama pants should not be worn outside of the house or a quick run to the convenience store. The mall is not a convenience store. You don't look cool, you look ridiculous walking around with them on in public.
Dear adults, leggings are NOT pants, and don't even get me started on "jeggings". Please put some more fabric between your ass and me.
Dear Mr. "The Situation", when you pull up your shirt to show those abs could you pull it up so it covers your face? That's the only way your abs are tolerable Popeye.
Dear people in my concession stand line, How about we look at the menu board while you're in line instead of finally noticing it once you get up to the window?
Dear Lisa Rinna, your top lip looks better... now for the love of God STOP!!!!
3 comments:
AMEN!!!!
boy, aren't those the truth. Did you see where "The Situation" (and what IS that name?) is making 5 million this year? For WHAT?
Does anyone remember the cartoon "Doug"? I think The Situation looks like Doug's friend Skeeter. Google it.
Just the word jeggings makes me cringe.
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